A cryptic list of things that make a little bit of sense.
1. Find a lifesize cut out of President Barack Obama. Proceed to chase people around with it while yelling, “RAWR! LOOK OUT HERE COMES DA BARACK-NESS MONSTA!!!
2.Get over my fear of the city at night. And/Or Buy a gun.
3.Learn to relax. That tree isn’t going to fall on the house Daniel.
4.Figure out why I feel so responsible for things I have no control over.
5.Play a video game.
6.Eat.
7.Try not to get so discouraged by things. Like glass that lays broken for months.
8.Take out trash.
9.Take it out again but this time leave it outside.
10.Figure out why I think things.
11.Stop feeling so rushed about everything.
12.Learn to live.
13.Learn to die.
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Posted by Jacob on April 13, 2010 at 11:01 am
You should definitely buy a gun.